The other day I got a little high and had a serious conversation with myself about how much more efficient the entire world would be if we all used jetpacks. We could just go wherever we wanted to very easily and without the hassle of having a car. No dealing with gas or street parking or any of that bullshit. Imagine a world where we never have to park a car? It’d be a utopia.
So I’m kind of all-in on Bubba Watson trying to replace golf carts with jetpacks.
Realistically, I kind of feel like that he’s just unnecessarily complicating the game of golf. Just use the golf cart. Why do you need to fly around the course? Do you have to strap in and take off every time you hit the ball? If you played like I do, you’d be in the jetpack every four seconds. On the other hand, you can never have too many jetpacks. This is really the baby steps towards us all getting jetpacks in our driveways. If the golf course is the ground floor, that’s fine with me. Just one step closer to getting rid of cars. Because fuck cars.
[h/t TFM]