The Bucknell University Football Team Took Some Incredible Profile Photos this Year

By 08.26.14

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These Bucknell University Football player profile photos remind me of the fraternity composites that lived in the chapter room of my fraternity house. Every year, everyone tried to out ridiculous everyone else with their facial expressions or facial growths. With all due respect for our chapter, of course.

For my money, Matthew Steinbeck (pictured above) takes the win for Bucknell. He’s got the most “I can’t believe you go out into public looking like that” facial hair – mullet combo and his blank, off-into-the-distance mouth-breathing stare is the stuff of legends. These other guys never stood a chance. Kid’s just at the top of his game. Like running into Martina Navratilova in her prime.

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[H/T Deadspin]


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