I have no idea what the hell Chad Johnson is up to right now. A quick Google search reveals that the poor bastard has been bumped from the top search by some pretty boy Bachelorette meatstick.
It’s been four years since Chad has played in an NFL game, but he’s still a highly-entertaining Twitter follow. Last night, the 38-year-old Johnson expressed his love for widely sought after model Lindsey Pelas, likely after a few cocktails.
@LindseyPelas Lindsey on behalf of all my followers we'd like to say we love you.
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) October 9, 2016
Shoot your shot, Chad. Shoot it for us all to see.
Lindsey seemed to be swooned by compliment.
omg 💀 stopppppp you're making me blush ☺️💕
— Lindsey Pelas (@LindseyPelas) October 9, 2016
No chance Chad didn’t move to the DMs after receiving a heart emoji. Zero chance.
I respect Chad’s approach more than Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland’s, who basically got on his hands and knees and begged for a follow back from Lindsey. Act like you’ve been there before, brah.
Got to get that playoff edge mentality! pic.twitter.com/RS22u8IfSd
— Stü🆒 (@FreeStuart) October 3, 2016
Picture time.
[h/t Busted Coverage]