Chick Sticks Hands Down Dude’s Pants At Bills Game For The Most Uninspired Handjob In Bills Mafia History

by 2 years ago

These Buffalo residents spent a total of $13 to watch their 6-6 Bills defeat the Houston Texans yesterday. Seven of those dollars were spent on the tickets and five spent on the two Colt 45 40 oz. they guzzled in the parking lot pre-game. Unfortunately, that didn’t leave much in the budget for gloves, as the temperatures dipped into handjob territory.

I’m starting to genuinely believe that a complimentary handjob comes with the price of admission at Ralph Wilson Stadium. It’s probably the only incentive the Bills Mafia has to abandon body slamming each other through tables in the parking lot. Genius play by the Bills marketing squad to put asses in the seats and hands in the pants. Everyone wins. Except the Bills, usually.

Check out the video of the most uninspired “handjob” in history over at Deadspin.


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