For all of you Cleveland Browns fans out there who are stoked as fuck about the team doing the smart thing for once and stockpiling draft picks over the next couple years with after trading this year’s No. 2 overall pick, Vegas oddsmakers may have just brought you back to reality.
That’s because, even after releasing that locker room cancer Johnny Manziel, hiring a new head coach, reshuffling the front-office and signing a guy in Robert Griffin III who won the Offensive Rookie of the Year Award just a few seasons ago, Vegas doesn’t think the Browns are good enough to even win a fucking game this season.
Per ESPN, Las Vegas-based Cantor Technology released its spreads for every NFL game this season and not one time are the Browns favored to win, turning up as underdogs in each of the 16 games on the schedule. Here are Cantor’s lines for Browns games this upcoming season:
Week 1 – Cleveland at Philadelphia Eagles (-7.5, 45.5)
Week 2 – Baltimore Ravens (-3) at Cleveland
Week 3 – Cleveland at Miami Dolphins (-7)
Week 4 – Cleveland at Washington Redskins (-7.5)
Week 5 – New England Patriots (-7) at Cleveland
Week 6 – Cleveland at Tennessee Titans (-3.5)
Week 7 – Cleveland at Cincinnati Bengals (-11.5)
Week 8 – New York Jets (-5) at Cleveland
Week 9 – Dallas Cowboys (-5) at Cleveland
Week 10 – Cleveland at Baltimore Ravens (-8.5)
Week 11 – Pittsburgh Steelers (-8.5) at Cleveland
Week 12 – New York Giants (-3.5) at Cleveland
Week 13 – BYE
Week 14 – Cincinnati Bengals (-7.5) at Cleveland
Week 15 – Cleveland at Buffalo Bills (-9)
Week 16 – San Diego Chargers (-2) at Cleveland
With just one 0-16 team in the history of the NFL—the 2008 Detroit Lions—if Vegas wins, the Browns lose…and will join an elite company of sucking.
- SB Nation
Don’t worry, Browns fans, at least you can’t lose during Week 13’s bye week—yet, somehow, someway, I’m sure Cleveland will find a way to be embarrassed that week. The Factory of Sadness lives on.
[H/T ESPN]