Coach K Is A Miserable Human Who LOATHES Shaking Hands (VIDEO)

Mike Krzyzewski, a man who literally looks like an angry owl, appeared a little jaded following last night’s two-point loss to Syracuse. It’s January, dude. There’s plenty of time to act like a soul-seeking dick. As anyone might say to anyone, lighten up, Francis.

In the grand scheme of things, there’s nothing to take away here. In the internet scheme of things? This is Mike Krzyzewski being a dick.

Even if it were something, it’s really not anything. Until we make it something.

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