Cristiano Ronaldo Scored a Goal That the Uptight People from the “Footloose” Town Would Hate

Cristiano Ronaldo has absolutely no problem dipping into his immense bag of tricks in the name of flair. And, honestly, who can blame him? It must get boring to be that good.

The Real Madrid star’s latest bit of fancy footwork took place in this afternoon’s Champions League rout of Schalke 04. Beware, you’ll be impressed even if you claim to hate soccer.