Ever Wonder What Cristiano Ronaldo’s House Looks Like? Here’s An Exclusive Tour From CR7

Ever wonder where arguably the world’s best soccer player calls home? Well, the current Ballon d’Or holder recently opened up the doors to his Madrid palace for an exclusive tour of the digs and they’re about as Ronaldo as you’d expect. I mean, this is the guy that bought his agent a goddamn Greek island for a wedding present.

Mirrors all over because if there’s two things other than soccer that CR7 does right, it’s vanity and women. And you see where I’m going with this…

But all-in-all, what’d you think?

To be honest, I thought we were in for something way more swanky when Cristiano opened those doors emblazoned with his initials. I’m sure there’s many rooms that didn’t quite fit into the two-minute tour, but damn, I guess I’m feeling a little underwhelmed. The house kind of had shades of where a filthy rich hedge funder would’ve lived in the early ’90s.

The backyard is a pretty spacious training ground for his kid who almost seems predestined to be an enormous soccer star as well, though, so at least there’s that.

[h/t Bleacher Report]