Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s Mom Is Pretty Good at Texting

By 07.28.14

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Dale Earnhardt Jr. finished ninth in yesterday’s Brickyard 400. OK, that’s your NASCAR update for the week. Let’s move on to more important things, like following this guy on social media. Simply put, he is a delight.

He shared this heartfelt(?) text from his mother following the race.

She accidentally brought up an interesting idea. What if a suppository — or laxative — company decided to sponsor a car and made it feces brown? How would that decision be received? Would you root for an actual poop car or would such a thing be a stain on the sport?

[H/T: Deadspin]

[Image via Mike Dinoyo/USA Today Sports]


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