Dan Patrick Thinks Rick Reilly Sucks at TV Just as Much as the Rest of Society
I don't know what it is about him that I abhor, but if I had to guess I'd say it's his awful metaphors (ex: Colt McCoy “has a girlfriend hotter than shrimp vindaloo, Rachel Glandorf.” Countless Indians double-over from that zinger.) coupled with the fact that I can't stand the f*ckin' sight of him. And that is saying something because I can tolerate, and sort of even like, Skip Bayless.
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