Rob Gronkowski is too hot for TV. According to the Boston Globe, last week’s roast of former Red Sox star David Ortiz got pulled from the air by NESN because the network was concerned about several of Gronk’s jokes at the event.
Here’s a sampling of the jokes told by Gronk that were deemed too explicit for T.V.
“Anthony [Mackie] played Falcon in Captain America: Civil War. Anthony, you were terrible, dog. It was the worst I’ve seen a Falcon look since the second half of Super Bowl LI,” said Gronkowski regarding the game in which he was unable to participate due to injury. “I don’t even need to play the f–king game, and I’m still going to the Hall of Fame! And that superhero, you know, that Falcon, the superhero. That’s the black guy. You know, who can even fly when he’s not being chased by the cops? That’s his super power.”
“You wanna know why Jews do play football? To get their quarter back, you cheap f–k.”
A“David, thanks for showing up on time to all the Dunkin Donuts shoots. I had a blast jackin’ off for two hours in your green room every time. Hopefully you never use those pillows on your breaks.”
What can you do, Gronk gonna Gronk.