Cardinals Fan David Spade’s Take On Michael Floyd Joining The Patriots After Getting A DUI Is Absolutely A+
Remember WAY BACK in December when wide receiver Michael Floyd was so hammered that he passed out at the wheel of his car and got a DUI?
If not, maybe this will jog your memory…
Yeah… that was the straw that broke the camel’s back and caused the Arizona Cardinals to send him packing.
Naturally, because they are the Patriots, they decided to sign Michael Floyd to help them out in their playoff run.
Why would someone do such a thing? Bill Belichick?
“I’ve never seen a guy profit more from a DUI,” said Spade. “You know what, I’ve never seen a DUI turn a guy’s life around more. Like nine times, blacked out in the front seat and the Patriots are like, ‘We need this guy. Bail him out. Get him on our team.'”
He continued saying it was like, “How can I fuck up SO BAD that I get on the best team in football?”