Sign Up For DraftKings’ NASCAR Contest This Weekend Or We’ll Come At You Like A Spider Monkey, Chip

Remember when Ricky Bobby was being a pouty little bitch after Jean Girard burst onto the scene and quickly established himself as Dennit Racing’s next top driver while adding that oddly endearing French charm and an unparalleled ability to break a man’s arm with relative ease? Of course you do.

Ricky was ready to turn in his car keys forever and had all his apples in that application tape he sent into the Real World.

But what happened? Ya, you. Ok I’ll tell you–Ricky Bobby hit the racetrack again and gave one of the gutsiest performances racing has seen in its storied history. Sure, his best friend banged his wife as he struggled through an agonizing depression, but even in NASCAR, there are speed bumps.

Regardless, I want you to take that same will to win into DraftKings NASCAR Chase for the Sprint Cup contest starting Sunday, November 22nd.

There’s $100,000 up for grabs and $10,000 awarded to the first place winner. And Ricky Bobby was talking out of his ass when he said ‘if you’re not first, you’re last,’ because the first 7,500 scores win money guaranteed.

Upon entry, GMs will enter a salary cap drafting style–allotted $50,000 to select 6 drivers.

Best part is bros, it’s FREE for new users and only $3 for returning DraftKings players.

Sign Up NOW bros, because it’s the fastest who get paid and the fastest who get laid.