Draymond Green Casually Passing An Imaginary Blunt To Steph Curry On The Bench Last Night Was A+

When you’re 42-4 and in the conversation for best NBA team ever assembled, you can and should be able to do whatever the fuck you want. When the next best team in the NBA has about as much of a chance at beating you in a series as Blake Griffin’s equipment manager does getting in a flush punch in on him, you get the keys to the castle.

Smoking an imaginary blunt on the bench as your team takes another water dump on its opponent? Pass that shit. Snorting a line of coke at the scorers table before entering the game? Just keep selling $200 tickets for nosebleeds (good pun, Matt!) at opposing arenas. Sacrificing a baby at half court? May be a bit excessive, but boys will be boys.

Yo Draymond, let me know your dealer, bruh. Shit looks deadly.

P.S. If J.R. Smith was caught passing this blunt, he would be fined and executed.

[h/t Complex]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.