Some Poor Danish Kid Gets Put In A Body Bag After Trying To Shoot On Andre Drummond

To most people, it would seem as if Andre Drummond’s been spending his off-season serving as an NBA Ambassador in Europe, essentially bouncing around to different countries to get people across the pond excited about the NBA. To people who have been paying attention, however, it’s pretty obvious he just went over there so he could play against people who have never played the sport. Like this little kid in Denmark who clearly had never dribbled a basketball before and went for a layup against Drummond in front of a full crowd of people.


Oh baby. Put that kid in a fucking body bag. He’s never picking up a basketball again in his life. You know that feeling you have when something goes so wrong, it ruins said thing forever? Like taking your first ever shot of tequila and vomiting everywhere after it refuses to stay down? It ruins tequila for you. Drummond just ruined basketball for this kid. He probably went home and immediately began playing soccer. Forget basketball, this kid’s never playing a sport where he has to use his hands ever again. So great job, Drummond, you just toe-tagged this kid’s dreams of playing basketball ever again. Hope it was worth it.

P.S. – Second biggest hardo besides Drummond? That dude who straight up refuses to not get a high-five from Drummond. Guy’s hand was air-born for almost ten seconds, even after Drummond clearly saw it and ignored it. He even tapped him on the arm to make sure he doesn’t get denied and have to the dreaded ‘self-five’ route. That’s dedication.

[h/t SB Nation]