PGA’s Dustin Johnson Buys Insane $4.95 Million Bro Pad Complete With Private Island And Paulina Gretzky

You can’t really draw up a better life than Dustin Johnson’s.

The 31-year-old has a total of 9 PGA tour wins, is a world’s top 10 ranked golfer, has made over $5.2 million on tour just this year, and is married to an absolute dime-piece in Paulina Gretzky.

With success comes luxury. And the definition of luxury is the $4.95 million Palm Beach Gardens, Fl. mansion that Dustin just bought.

According to the LA Times,

Fronting the Intracoastal Waterway, the Mediterranean-style home has a resort-like vibe with three ocean-view balconies, a covered patio and a swimming pool with a waterfall and grotto. A wood-plank walkway runs through the dense forest of a private islet to a wide dock and palapa-topped bar.

Within nearly 8,200 square feet of space is a living room with double-height ceilings, an insulated wine room and a family room with custom wet bar. A master suite with a two walk-in closets is among five bedrooms and 6.5 bathrooms.

^Had to. Just had to.

If you aren’t completely envious yet, the virtual tour should do the trick:

Queue Rod Stewart’s ‘Some Guys Have All The Luck’

[h/t Golf Channel]

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