Eli Manning Dancing To Better Than Ezra Is the Most White Person Thing to Have Ever White Personed
Move over no-foam, half-caf lattes, there’s a new king of White People things.
Eli Manning—who himself is already awkwardly white—was in New Orleans to catch one of the best white people bands of the 90s, Better Than Ezra.
That would be white enough for us, but the band kicked it up a Caucasian-notch, inviting him on stage to dance to This Time of Year. That’s when things got blindingly pale-skined as Eli belted out some lyrics while holding his hands in his pockets.