Female Fan Behind The Cavs Bench Tries To Spit Game To Tristan Thompson, He Is Unimpressed

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Various reports have come out claiming that Cavs forward Tristan Thompson dumped Khloe Kardashian. Some reports claim he wants to focus on the playoffs, others claim Thompson is reuniting with the mother of his child, and some claim that Khloe scared Thompson off with talk of marriage. Nobody knows, and in the end, nobody should really care.

In any event, just the possibility of Tristan distancing himself from the reality star has got chicks thirsty. Lamar Odom said that one symptom of dating a Kardashian is that it opens up the gate with other women who “probably wouldn’t have been interested in me.” He said “bitches and THOTs came out of the woodwork” and he took advantage of his newfound opportunities at Khloe’s expense.

Well, immediately following  Game 2 against the Toronto Raptors, a lady seated behind the Cavs bench gave her best 3 second elevator pitch. Lets chalk her attempt down as unsuccessful.

If a girl like that were to shoot her shot with me after my men’s league playoff game, I’d leave my family and friends and move wherever she wanted.

[h/t Total Pro Sports]

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