Move Over ‘FHRITP,’ Because Annoying a Sports Reporter By Sticking A Giant Dildo In His Ear Is The New Hotness
Forget actually using the dildo to fuck this reporter’s ear. Throw that out the window. Everyone knows if you’ve got a dildo in public, you do stupid shit with it. That’s a universal law. The real question is: WHY DOES THIS GUY HAVE A GIANT PURPLE DILDO?
I can’t answer that. Can you?
Let’s see what the Gigantic Purple Dildo had to say for itself…
What did you think about fucking that nice reporter’s ear, fella?