Here Is Your First College Football AP Poll of the 2014 Season

You looking for hot take city? You’ve come to the wrong place. Here is the first AP Top 25 poll of the season, without our biased snark.

Okay, one hot take. UCLA? No. No way.

Okay, one more. Fuck Clemson. Their ranking is fine, just fuck ’em.

1. Florida State
2. Alabama
3. Oregon
4. Oklahoma
5. Ohio State
6. Auburn
7. UCLA
8. Michigan State
9. South Carolina
10. Baylor
11. Stanford
12. Georgia
13. LSU
14. Wisconsin
15. USC
16. Clemson
17. Notre Dame
18. Ole Miss
19. Arizona St
20. Kansas St
21. Texas A&M
22. Nebraska
23. North Carolina
24. Missouri
25. Washington

Sports!

[Via @CollegeGameDay]