Palm Beach County Sheriff
Leave it to “Agent Zero” Gilbert Arenas to always keep it real. Dude has no filter and his reaction to Tiger Woods’ excuse for getting popped for DUI is absolutely A+.
First, to set the stage for Arenas in case you haven’t seen it yet, here’s Tiger Woods’ statement regarding his DUI…
Statement from Tiger Woods: pic.twitter.com/XzlESOGOxK
— Jason Sobel (@JasonSobelTAN) May 29, 2017
“I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions.
“I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn’t realize the mix of medications affected me so strongly.
“I would like to apologize with all my heart to my family, friends, and the fans. I expect more from myself, too.
“I will do everything in my power to ensure this never happens again.
I fully cooperated with law enforcement, and I would like to personally thank the representatives of the Jupiter Police Dept. and the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office for their professionalism.”
“Fully cooperated” is apparently a relative term as TMZ reported the cops said Woods was acting “arrogant” at the time of his arrest.
Anyhoo, that’s his story and he’s sticking to it, even if many people, like Gilbert Arenas, aren’t exactly buying what Woods is selling.
“Just say you got drunk, you got fucked up like everyone else in America,” said Arenas when TMZ asked him about Woods. “Mixed medication, really??”
LOL Arenas.
Gilbert also added, “That’s the suckiest shit about being an athlete, you gotta lie.”
That, and being turned into an instant meme when you do something stupid.
[protected-iframe id=”fb8b6dc64176944fea60d3143784ff66-97886205-92827192″ info=”cdn-images.mailchimp.com/embedcode/slim-10_7.css” ]