Remember when you were little and your school had a pinata full of candy to try and crack open by swinging a plunger or broomstick at it? Yeah, it was bullshit. There’s no way in hell that a kid who is weak as shit will be able to bust that paper mache balloon open with just one attempt—unless that kid was Rob Gronkowski.
Gronk, who is one of the biggest beasts in the NFL, possessed superhero strength even back then, busting up that pinata and making candy spill out like the thing were an opposing player trying to tackle him on the gridiron nowadays.
Oh, but Gronk didn’t just prove he was the strongest five-year-old in his class and just let everyone else collect the candy fortune, he hopped up and plucked a couple handfuls of the good stuff for himself, even if it meant other kids didn’t get any.
Gronk’s never been more pleased with himself than he was breaking down his piñata game film. “5 years old, BEAST!” pic.twitter.com/s1yPyZaB7W
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) October 30, 2015
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Dude even analyzed the video after last night’s game against the Miami Dolphins—and it was awesomely accurate.