Bros, bros, bros. Halloween is less than a week away so stop being complacent and apathetic about choosing a killer costume. Think of it as an investment for your penis. Chicks lower standards on Halloween and nothing gets a conversation started like perfectly executed get-up. Add on the fact that Halloween is on a Saturday this year so basically the only way you’re not going to get laid is if you dress up as a school shooter or something. Don’t be a dick.
So start getting the wheels turning. Take some inspiration from these pro athletes who have come up with and executed some excellent costumes for their respective team parties.
We’ll start with the Oklahoma City Thunder.
Russell Westbrook dressed up as teammate Steven Adams, Kevin Durant went as Blue Streak‘s Miles Logan, Adams sported a Heath Ledger Joker costume (complete with poor posture), Mitch McGary rocked an Average Joe’s player from Dodgeball, and Steve Novak went traditional with Big Foot.
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A photo posted by Nick Collison (@nicholascollison) on Oct 24, 2015 at 9:23pm PDT
Halloween brothers! pic.twitter.com/2wknqYdVHI — Steven Adams (@RealStevenAdams) October 25, 2015
A photo posted by Nick Collison (@nicholascollison) on Oct 24, 2015 at 8:45pm PDT
//platform.instagram.com/en_US/embeds.jsVs. The Washington Capitals.
Ovechkin and his fiancee Nastya Shubskaya went as Batman and Catwoman. (Our own Jorge Alonso, who takes pleasure in trolling the shit out of D.C. sports superfan David Covucci, made me aware of Ovechkin’s bootleg Batman costume. Guy makes $10 million a year and can’t spring for the real deal. What the fuck’s that about, David?) Evgeny Kuznetsov showed up as Harry Potter. T.J. Oshie and his wife Lauren went all in on their 101 Dalmatians costumes. Brooks Laich and Andre Burakovsky dressed as Woody and Buzz. Tom Wilson and Michael Latta blew the roof off with their couples Castaway costumes.
Знакомьтесь, наш новый член семьи-Блэйк)) Ну а у нас Halloween party✌🏼️
A photo posted by Nastya Shubskaya (@nastyashubskaya) on Oct 24, 2015 at 3:30pm PDT
Taking my pup for a stroll before the party😂 😜🎃👻
A photo posted by Lauren Oshie (@loshie17) on Oct 25, 2015 at 6:06am PDT
Wilsonnnn!!!! Happy Halloween🎃🎃 pic.twitter.com/8lui8Ew6uI
— Tom Wilson (@tom_wilso) October 24, 2015
I gotta give it to the Caps. One reason. I’m a sucker for hot chicks.