High School Bro Kicks a 70-Yard Field Goal, Internet Creams Its Pants

Obviously this is going viral, dude hits a 70-yard field goal and he plays a fucking fade. Wind aided? Perhaps, but he's in high school so let's not pick apart his accomplishments.

His name is Jonathan Semerene and he is a junior at Cypress Bay High School in Weston, FL. Remember that name, one day we might get to hear Chris Berman give it some cutesy play on words “Sunday NFL Countdown.” Best I can think of is Jonathan “Seminal Fluid” Semerene. Yeah, good luck beating that, Berman.