High School Kid Channels His Inner Chip Douglas And Shatters The Backboard On Monster Breakaway Dunk

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Gotta love this high school fella taking a page out of Chip Douglas’s book and ending the fun for everyone by shattering the backboard on a Herculean dunk. This is particularly noteworthy considering every gym in America now has breakaway rims to avoid this catastrophe. But, if there’s one good thing to come out of this, it’s that this dude won’t have to worry about getting laid for the rest of his high school career. Shattering a backboard’s gotta make girls hornier than a Ryan Gosling movie. Tip of the cap to you, bro.

Take it from here, Chip.

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