All I’m Watching Today is This Girl Getting Smashed in the Face While Trying to Return a Kick-off

Now I’m not going to be one of these sexist pigs that yammers about how women shouldn’t play sports, but this sad clip set women’s sports back 20 years. This powderpuff football player was all set to return a kick-off when she gets absolutely annihilated by the ball. The poor girl got bulldozed so hard that it sent her flying five yards. I haven’t seen a girl get hit that hard in the face by balls since, well to be very honest since this morning when I watched some very talented women on PornHub.