So before Russell Wilson, Ciara had sex with a man. That man was rapper Future. The two had a child together which of course they named Future because celebrities often forget their children are human beings.
Anyhoo, they broke up, on awful terms–evident in this string of tweets Future shot off in January.
The jilted lovers appeared in court this week and TMZ reports that Ciara got owned in court:
Sources connected to the former couple say Ciara showed up in court asking for sole custody of their 1-year-old son, baby Future. She claimed Future was a bad parent who was not present in the child’s life. We’re told she and her lawyer also trash talked Future to the judge, saying he was a bad person.
For his part, Future showed up and asked for joint custody, and the judge was squarely on his side, rejecting her arguments.
Patriots linebacker Jamie Collins, who was the beneficiary of the worst play call in Super Bowl history, decided to take to Twitter to weigh in on the ruling. He did not hold back.
https://twitter.com/j_collins91/status/732644522803527681
Future is pictured in place of Malcolm Butler intercepting the one year old, who in this scene doubles as a football. Ciara, aka Ricardo Lockette, was just a tad bit late and didn’t break toward the baby strong enough. You gotta want it.
Poor Russ. The dude takes a hard stance to avoid sticking his dick in anything–which one would think would make him immune to this type of abuse–but as the old saying goes, “if you love someone, you gotta accept their history and everything that comes with it.” And sometimes that leads to your darkest athletic moment being reimagined in your fiancee’s bitter custody battle and posted to the world. Double whammy.
[h/t Barstool]