I take one look at that bagel sandwich, that culinary masterpiece, and all I can think of is, “Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.”
I want it.
I want it so goddamn bad, you guys.
Of course, I don’t want to go watch the New York Jets play football in person just to have it, but if that is the torture it takes for me to sink my teeth into their $50 — FIFTY DOLLARS! — Jumbo Jet Bagel breakfast sandwich, then I might just be crazy enough to endure such things. The Jets say that the sandwich is suggested to feed 4-6 people, but don’t be silly, that 10-inch bagel stacked high with “triple patty or half pound of Taylor Ham, a 1-pound Spicy Chorizo patty, and a 1-pound Breakfast Sausage patty, topped with four fried eggs, four slices of American cheese, and potato hash” is a one-man meal.
On top of the Jumbo Jet Bagel, the Jets are adding other massive menu items to their offerings. The Jumbo Jet Sausage…
…and the Jumbo Jet Pretzel…
…and they also make my brain spew a plethora of “noms.”
[H/T CBS Sports]