Joe Flacco Missed the Birth of His Son to Play the Browns

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Eh, second son, right? Everyone knows the first birth is the most important. (I'm a first child.) And the banner was going up at M&T today! You can't miss that.

Kidding aside, this is, obviously, something that has no right answer. It was a decision between Flacco and his wife (and maybe the $120.6 million the Ravens paid the two over the offseason)—but still, many, many people will speculate about its wisdom next week. Which is already kind of annoying.

[H/T: The Big Lead]