Guess What John Daly Did To This Woman’s Face?
American national treasure and famed golf lunatic John Daly has a little party trick that he likes to show off for the camera. See, he likes to hit golf balls off of people’s mouths, which I suppose he feels confident in doing now that he’s kicked his booze habit. I’m sure if Daly was trying this trick during his years with Jack Daniels as a caddy, he’d be giving girls reconstructive face surgery. But now? Cool as ice, swinging that club like a great painter’s masterful brushstroke.
I dream of the day I can rip cigs behind a country club kitchen dumpster with John Daly so bad.