John Elway Opens Press Conference By Thanking John Elway

Hey, John Elway, you just fired your entire coaching staff. What are you going to do next?

Why, I’m going to thank myself a press conference. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!

The Hall of Fame quarterback meant to say John Fox, the head coach he just ran out of town after Sunday’s loss to the Indianapolis Colts.

Look at that guy. When he misspeaks, he puts both his feet in his mouth with plenty of room to spare.

You just know he wants to assume control and insert himself as starting quarterback. If he does, David Covucci will be livid.

[H/T: Matt Brigidi]