Johnny Manziel Reveals His Vote For The Heisman Trophy Before Taking A Shot At The Cleveland Browns

Johnny Manziel, the man who made a public pledge to go sober starting July, took that as seriously as reading the Terms and Conditions on a porn website, evident in him chugging fireball at 8 am on his 24th birthday this week.

Manziel continued his *BiRtHdAy WeEk* at a Los Angeles club last night and upon leaving, likely hammered, endorsed Louisville quarterback Lamar Jackson for Heisman. When asked by a nagging TMZ reporter his opinion on if Lamar goes to the lowly Browns, Manziel condescendingly chuckled and said “No, Lamar’s going to go somewhere else.”

The irony in all this is that Johnny Manziel is the last starting quarterback to win a game for the Cleveland Browns but sadly it appears that the former first-round draft pick is pissing away a comeback opportunity during the most crucial time of his young life. At this rate, the sad reality is that the next we time we’ll see Johnny Football in an NFL uniform may be a depressing 30 for 30. 

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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