We Should All Join Mr. Mets’ BJ Club
Now wait a minute. This fake promotion on the New York Mets website claims this club is “a new, specially priced area of the ballpark.” But the picture — and the name — suggests all kinds of wild stuff could be happening.
Just look at the sly grin on Mr. Met’s face.
If only this were real, people would have a reason to attend games besides masochism.