If we could get ammonia to Mars we could make an atmosphere
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 11, 2015
Former MLB All-Star Jose Canseco has had quite the life since his playing career, competing on reality TV shows and doing other shit that draws attention to himself that is so unnecessary that it should be criminal.
Ever the attention hog, Jose said something on Twitter today that will really make you wonder if everything in his head is intact, because it’s insane.
Via Canseco’s Twitter, he actually thinks we need to nuke Mars because… you know, I have no fucking idea. I’m not even going to try to make sense of this one.
By my calculations if we nuked the polar ice caps on Mars we would make an ocean of 36 feet deep across the whole planet.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 11, 2015
And then it appears that redirecting Saturn's moon Triton to collide into Mars could make the planet habitable faster
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 11, 2015
Yes i DID think about the missing magnetic field. It is created when the Triton collision liquidates Mars outer core into molten iron.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 11, 2015
While Jose didn’t play a contact sport like football, maybe that baseball that hit him on the top of his head did some serious damage that gave him a lifelong concussion or something, because this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Don’t forget, bros, this is also the same homey who shot his finger off once, so, yeah, he’s a real whack job.