The Miami Heat Have Made Up For Loss Of LeBron James By Adding Hulk Hogan

OK, so it’s not really Hulk Hogan. It’s Josh McRoberts, who somehow doesn’t play for the Brooklyn Nets. How that happened, no knows.

Frustrated at his lack of production since returning from an injury, the big man took out his anger on some poor stitching during last night’s game against the Toronto Raptors.

The Heat’s equipement manager was likely horrified.

“I’m not very good at basketball right now,” the veteran power forward said. “I’m not where I want to be. So it’s frustrating.”

McRoberts’ rage was hopefully curbed by Miami’s eventual victory which brought the team’s record to 3-0 on the young season.

And let’s hope he keeps his magnificent flowing mane and avoids what happened to his shirt-ripping idol. That was just sad.

[H/T: Sun-Sentinel]