Kansas State Player Gets A Punch To The Dick After Tea-Bagging Texas A&M Player In Gentlemanly Exchange

Did you bros happen to catch any of the famed Advocare V100 Texas Bowl? If not, you missed a barn burner–Kansas State edged out Texas A&M 33-28, but more importantly, someone got punched in the dick.

Kansas State defensive back Donnie Starks grabbed Texas A&M wide receiver Josh Reynolds around the head and neck and flung him to the ground. He then added insult to injury when he tea bagged the Reynolds in a late bid for the more disrespectful moves of 2016. Reynolds then murdered any and all of Donnie Starks’ future children.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.