16-Year-Old Karate Kid Breaks World Record By Smashing 111 Concrete Blocks With His Head In 34 Seconds

Kerim Ahmetspahic, a teenage taekwondo champion, smashed 111 blocks of concrete with his head at a competition in Bosnia. This feat earned the 16-year-old a spot in Guinness World Records–besting the previous record of 65 blocks set by Oliver Gimsehl in 2016. It took Gimsehl a full minute to break 65 blocks, but took Ahmetspahic a mere 34 seconds to break double the blocks smashed.

I don’t want to diminish Kerim’s accomplishment or anything, but those looked like some bitch ass blocks. Maybe it’s technique or meticulously exerted pressure that shattered them, but it’s also likely that those blocks were weaker than a pitcher of O’Douls.

You may think that a world record would be lucrative for the holder, but the Guinness Book is a cheap ma’fucka.

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