Falcons’ Safety Keanu Neal Dislocates His Finger Mid-Game And YEP! I Think I’ve Seen Enough

Atlanta Falcons rookie Keanu Neal suffered an injury in the third quarter of Sunday night’s game against the 49ers that will me some audibly say “GOOO!”

Did you say “GOOO!”? I Did. Instead of being helicoptered to the hospital like I would have been, the University of Florida alum simply popped it back into place, with the help of a Falcons team doctor. Call me a pussy, but I make more of a stink cutting my finger nail too short than Neal did popping his finger sideways. That’s why my dad has never been proud of me.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.