Lionel Messi Doesn’t Have Time To Dress Like A Boy Band Member

As you can see, Lionel Messi and his Barcelona teammates were all smiles after Sunday’s win against Real Madrid.

You can also see the best player on the planet was the only one who doesn’t dress like a person campaigning to join One Direction.

Shockingly, Messi is taking a lot of heat online for looking like an adult while his comically attired compatriots are being celebrated.

What is this — opposite decade? Since when did looking like a giant douche become the preferred look?

I, for one, think he should be lauded for his decision to wear pants that don’t actively suffocate his groin.