Good morning, you guys. Mark Sanchez destroyed the Carolina Panthers last night for his second consecutive victory at the helm of the Philadelphia Eagles. You didn’t dream that.
The former New York Jet, who was run out of town by Gang Green for Geno Smith, savored his Monday Night Football dominance by hitting up another Geno. And a Pat.
Making good on a pregame promise, Sanchize went full tourist and hit up Philadelphia’s two most famous cheesesteak joints to press the flesh with a suddenly adoring public.
Drunk white guys in jerseys went absolutely wild for him, demanding selfies and insisting he finish their cheese fries.
A year ago you would have been locked up in a mental institution for suggesting this turn of events was coming. Now it’s a reality.
Somewhere Rex Ryan is cursing the gods and rubbing his Sanchez tattoo for strength.
[H/T: ABC 6]