Mia Khalifa Says She’ll Streak On The Field At The Nats-Marlins Game, But There’s One Small Catch

So, it certainly wouldn’t be a shocking sight to see Mia Khalifa naked. I mean, she’s a porn star. That’s what she does. As men, I trust we’ve all perhaps peeped some of her work at sometime or another.

That said, seeing her naked, streaking across a baseball diamond tonight would definitely be something out of the ordinary. Especially if she’s as good a runner as my boy Justin Buchanan, who showed off the jets at Great American Ballpark last year, and received a one year ban for doing so.

Khalifa, a devout FSU football fan, and evidently now a Washington Nationals one as well, appears to be at the Marlins game this evening as they’re set to take on the Nats.

Oh, and in addition to taking the mound, girl also says she’ll get naked and run across the field. Shocking? I don’t even know.

But alas, there’s a catch. Because there’s always a catch…

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UPDATE 8:15pm EST: So it seems like we won’t be seeing Ms. Khalifa galloping across the field in Miami tonight, and it’s for the DUMBEST reason ever.

She left! She already left! She was close to 20% of her goal through the 3rd inning and she LEFT! Heartbreak city.

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50,000s RTs isn’t out of the realm for someone like her, is it? I don’t know, bros. That’s up to you guys to answer. But I can tell you it amassed more than 1,500 in the few minutes it took me to write this, so…

Safe to say MLB security already has their heads on a swivel, but hey, I guess it’s worth a try?