Miguel Cabrera is So Good He Wiped Austin Jackson’s Mind Clean Like in “Men in Black”
Miguel Cabrera is so good it makes my head hurt — and I’m nothing if not an obnoxious Detroit Tigers fan. There have been a dozen or so times during his tenure in the Motor City where I’ve been completely dumbfounded by his exploits. I guess it’s good to know I’m not alone. Even his teammates can’t believe how good this guy is.
Last night, Cabrera hit a game-winning three-run home run with two outs in the ninth inning. When he sat down on the bench near Austin Jackson, the outfielder couldn’t even handle it. You can practically see his brain melting.
Poor guy. He had so many delicious casserole recipes inside that bald dome.