Sure, there are a lot of cool things that make being a guy fucking awesome, but one of the best is the fact that we can grow facial hair without a care in the world.
From Fu Manchu’s to The Horshoe to the fucking Magnum P.I., when a dude has some lip fur, it’s usually the international sign for meaning business.
Proudly presenting the 2015 CFB head shot of the year: Nebraska DE Ross Dzuris pic.twitter.com/ilgKzwBWk3
— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) August 27, 2015
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And, after looking at this media guide photo of Nebraska Cornhuskers defensive end Ross Dzuris, it’s clear the dude isn’t taking shit from anyone.
Awful at tying a bowtie, Dzuris shrugs off the blunder with the most epic stache in sports in a long time, posing for his photo like a complete boss.
Going with the French Style, Ross Dzuris will forever live on as a mauvaise mother fucker (translated from French: bad mother fucker) in the rich history of Husker football.
It’s time to shave that little trash stache you have and avoid embarrassment, bros.