Man Tattoos His Entire Head To Look Like A New England Patriots Helmet, He’s Also Very Skilled At Taking Mug Shots

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This is Victor Thompson. He is a walking triple-threat. His entire head is tattooed like a New England Patriots helmet, his mug shot is crazy-eyes galore, and he lives in Florida, the “we do insane shit on the reg” capital of America.

Thompson was recently arrested in St. Petersburg, FL for felony possession of synthetic marijuana. Thank God for that, right? If not for his arrest, we would have had continued living without knowing that this sensational man existed. Now that he’s in my life, I couldn’t imagine it without him.

According to The Smoking Gun

Thompson had a series of tattoos inked on his head to make it appear that he is wearing a New England Patriots football helmet. Along with team logos on each side of his head, Thompson got Brady’s number 12 and the word “Patriots” inked on the back of his head. He added the name of the helmet maker (“Riddell”) on his forehead, as well as an American flag and an NFL logo.

The American flag was a nice touch.

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[H/T The Smoking Gun]