The topic of cheating on one’s wife isn’t something that often gets brought up into too many conversations—well, at least I don’t think it does. And after the whole Ashley Madison hacker spook from last week, maybe cheaters are going to rethink doing so in the first place.
However, when four-time national title-winning college football god Nick Saban talks to his team about trying to stay focused on what’s important and not get distracted by, “guys out there chasing pussy,” he doesn’t give one damn about admitting which lady he would bang if he ever did cheat on his wife.
In the coach’s new biography, “Saban,” the Bama man warned his players of staying out after midnight, going with the traditional belief that nothing good ever happens when the clock strikes 12 a.m., and that, if one of his players is going after some tail, if, “it hasn’t been locked up by midnight, it’s not worth it.”
Those are some pretty bold words from Saban.
Lots of life lessons in the new Nick Saban biography. pic.twitter.com/l2MFUy07vm
— Ben Cohen (@bzcohen) July 27, 2015
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Of course, dude didn’t stop giving advice there, as Saban goes on to say that hooking up with a chick who has less to lose than one of his many, future NFL players does, that the dude should just walk away from her and save it for another day.
And, for that reason, Nick Saban told his team that he would only bang, “Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton,” should he decide that the whole infidelity route is the one he wants to march down.
I’m no Saban fan, but this has to go down as one of the most bro things I have ever seen a college football coach say, especially when trying to motivate his team from avoiding jersey chasing broads.