Nick Saban’s New Whip Is SICK And I Don’t Even Need To See The CarFax

Just when I thought it wasn’t possible to top Matthew Dellavedova’s brand spanking new Madza CX-5 (with POWER WINDOWS!), the highest paid coach in college football goes out and picks himself up a pretty lil $129,000 Mercedes AMG GT S Coupe.

The four-time National Championship winning coach decided to use some of that $6.9 million contract awarded to him after last season to treat himself to a  car that his players were apparently flabbergasted by when he pulled it into the facility parking lot.

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No idea how my ’91 Toyota Camry (name: Dale) with two missing hub caps crept into this post but I’m putting it on the market. Ice cold air conditioning, functional AM/FM radio, Big Mac boxes under each front seat, and probably some weed in the glove box. That machines back seat has probably seen about 90% of my sexcapades growing up. Keep your mouth shut, Dale. I’ve gotten better. Hit me up if you’re interested. Starting price starts at a bottle of Kettle One.

[H/T Uproxx]

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.