Obama Makes DeflateGate Joke During Patriots’ Visit To The White House

As a Patriots’ fan, a part of me didn’t even want to share this absurdity. But I gotta give the Pres credit where credit’s due, it was pretty clever. And I think we’re all done pretending that a few deflated footballs would have changed the outcome of anything, so more power to Obama. I think the Patriots, like America, can resonate with this: “when you’re the top dog, everyone wants to put you in the pound.”

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.