As a Patriots’ fan, a part of me didn’t even want to share this absurdity. But I gotta give the Pres credit where credit’s due, it was pretty clever. And I think we’re all done pretending that a few deflated footballs would have changed the outcome of anything, so more power to Obama. I think the Patriots, like America, can resonate with this: “when you’re the top dog, everyone wants to put you in the pound.”