One (1) drink for every:
- Base-hit
- Run
- Strikeout
Two (2) drinks for every:
- Home run
- Error
- Double play
- Botched hit-and-run
- Instance of creepy camera work to find babes in the bleachers
- Comment about the Miami Marlins’ disastrous offseason
- Claim that Terry Francona will bring “energy” to the Indians
- Announcer claiming to love ballpark food
- Kid in crowd picking nose
- Lame joke that a player who is 1-for-1 is batting 1.000 on the year
Three (3) drinks for every:
- Announcer actually eating ballpark food on-air
- Suicide squeeze
- Out recorded past the fifth inning of a no-hitter
- Triple
- Steal
- Successful hit-and-run
- Intentional walk
- Comment by announcer about how good it is that baseball’s back
- Time the Houston Astros switching leagues is brought up
Four (4) drinks for every:
- Reference to the World Baseball Classic (be careful)
- Overblown praise for Derek Jeter
- Mention of the Toronto Blue Jays' big offseason
- Mention of Bryce Drew
- Use of the phrase “flashing the leather”
- Allusion to the use of bunting as a decoration
- Time Stephen Strasburg's pitch count is discussed
- Overly theatrical strike three call from an umpire
- Blown call by an umpire
Chug a beer for every:
- Bench-clearing brawl
- Manager or player ejection
- Inside-the-park home run
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