Last night, Oklahoma senior defensive back Kass Everett, like the rest of the country, really, really wanted to play Grand Theft Auto V. But there was a problem.
Dang. I don't have enough for GTA V. Guess I'll wait.
— 2Kass Everett3 (@Kass_Everett) September 17, 2013
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(Look at that timestamp. Don't these guys practice at like 8 a.m.? Anyway.)
Kass was quickly offered a helping hand by former Sooner and current Arizona Cardinal Tony Jefferson. But Jefferson soon realized that the feds were watching. That they're always watching.
@Kass_Everett I got u… Oops OU compliance
— Tony Jefferson (@tonyjefferson1) September 17, 2013
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And here they are:
Yes @tonyjefferson1, former SAs are considered boosters and may not provide benefits to current SAs #GTAVWillHaveToWait
— OU Compliance (@OUCompliance) September 17, 2013
Krass, to his credit did manage to get his hands on a copy last night at 2:30 a.m. (Christ, do these guys sleep?)
Now I know it's real. �� pic.twitter.com/IdjXggVKXl
— 2Kass Everett3 (@Kass_Everett) September 17, 2013
But in a perfect world, this whole thing would never be a story. Let NFL players buy their buddies murder-and-prostitution simulators! It's the American way.
[H/T: FTW]
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