Oklahoma Football Player Can’t Have Friend Buy Him ‘GTA,’ Says Compliance Officer on Twitter

by 4 years ago

Last night, Oklahoma senior defensive back Kass Everett, like the rest of the country, really, really wanted to play Grand Theft Auto V. But there was a problem. 

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(Look at that timestamp. Don't these guys practice at like 8 a.m.? Anyway.) 

Kass was quickly offered a helping hand by former Sooner and current Arizona Cardinal Tony Jefferson. But Jefferson soon realized that the feds were watching. That they're always watching.

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And here they are:

Krass, to his credit did manage to get his hands on a copy last night at 2:30 a.m. (Christ, do these guys sleep?) 

But in a perfect world, this whole thing would never be a story. Let NFL players buy their buddies murder-and-prostitution simulators! It's the American way.

[H/T: FTW]

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