An Estimated One MILLION Broncos Fans Showed Up At The Parade Today, Here Are Some Pics

 
An estimated one million Broncos fans flooded the streets of downtown Denver to show their support for their Super Bowl 50 winning squad. Sunday’s victory against the Panthers marked the third Super Bowl victory in franchise history. And it was all ruined by Denver mayor Michael Hancock’s shitty joke:

“Cam Newton may have wanted to dab, but he dabbled in orange,” Hancock yelled. “And so today we give it up to this team.”

Dude, what the fuck does that even mean? If Broncos fans had any balls they would have booed him out of office right then and there.

Anyhoo, here are some pics from the even:

And not one photo of any Denver resident blazing up. Pussies.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.